Will my cat eat basil?
What happens if she does?
Will she suffer poisoning?
Will she get a buzz?
Will her poo smell spicy,
and fragrant in the tray?
I tell you now that if it does,
She'll have it every day.

I drank a glass of naked beer,
It made my clothing disappear!
So now I sit here, drunk and cold,
and curse this naked alcohol.